Thursday, October 06, 2005


Isnt having a cold so much fun... i just love being woken up by a running nose and having to blow my brains out..
the other positive factor is the old classic sore throat ... ahhhh love it ..... great for singing
think ill go back to bed for a bit ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

How nice

mmmmmmm .
I had a lovely surprise this week i thought i would share with you.

I went away for a few days to northern Ireland (this is not the surprise).
I was with my mum helping her look for a house to buy (this is not the surprise ).
I had a great time and it was great for the crack! (this is not the surprise).
I have a cat called Wolverine who i left at my flat with a big bowl of food and water
(surpise on its way).
After returning to my flat i was greeted by a bath full of maggots eating the flesh of a dead mouse,i assumed it was dead only its tail remained and it looked as though it would need more then a personal trainer to get it back into shape.
I nearly puked from the smell . i fear that should i have fainted by the mere site i may possibly have fainted ,hit my head , landed in the bath and suffered as similar fate as the mouse.
( The surprise was in the last paragraph )

Monday, September 05, 2005


Hello all you wonderful kittens ,
For all that came to see us at Reading i hope you enjoyed yourselves as much as we did.
Some of you may have caught a spot of michael jackson dancing included in the set on Sunday... a real treat . Some of you may just thought it was a little silly but i would just like you to know how differcult the smooth crimanal 'leaning foward move' really is...years of practice , mabe ill throw in a little surprise celebrity dance move next gig.dont miss it!!!! its gonna be a roadblock.

Monday, August 29, 2005